Clothing optional, costumes encouraged, and as always, Santas in full garb admitted free. This Christmas, choose to support local artists as you do your holiday shopping. The fourth annual Naughty Santa's Black Market provides CHEAP gifts for the holidays, made by local offbeat artists. A percentage of the door goes to the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Inc. At this unique event, in addition to shopping for family and friends, you can explore and nurture your naughty side and exorcise that annoying "Christmas spirit." Think of Naughty Santa's as a debauched "office party" for the denizens of San Francisco's bohemian underground, only better: shopping, food, drinks, destruction, performance, and perversion-all under one wicked roof! For your shopping pleasure, dozens of exotic local artists/craftspeople will hawk unique oddities, handmade jewelry, clothing, accessories, books, 'zines, counter-culture debris, and enough tongue-in-cheek holiday schmaltz to fill up even the biggest of Santa's sacks.

As for entertainment, hold on to your fuzzy red hat: This year, Naughty Santa's proudly presents local can-can darlings the *Cantankerous Lollies* in an authentic burlesque show featuring Brian Lease's raunchy Vaudeville pit band *Fisherman*! The Lollies are guaranteed to tease and twist your libido, as their titillating antics are laid bare by the primal drum-and-brass callings of a 6-piece 'pit' band straight out of a '40s strip show. Red Wine productions present a barrage of beats, breaks spun by DJ's Wisdom, Toph One, Romanowski, Darkhorse. Pro-skater-turned-talented-bassist Tommy Guerrero performs a very special jazz/d'n'b set on the FUNKside with his latest collaborator, *DJ Gadget*. On the 'campfire' stage is DJ's Wacksmaster Jamez, DJ Mermaid, and Sister Sweat. On the Naughty Santa Runway: see cutting-edge local designs in a fashion show with Fabric8 emceed by effervescent and sassy Brynne Cortez.

Plus! Eye candy and fun activities all day. Make your own Twisted Toys. Marvel at fire-eating contortionist Molotov Malcontent. Observe random attacks by Popcorn Anti-Theater's guerilla theater. Get a holiday beauty makeover by a nun, and see-or BE one of the-naughty, naughty Santas. Naughty Santa's Black Market has secured a very, very used car from ACE Auto Dismantlers that YOU can SMASH for a small donation. Forget group therapy, and come join us for SANTA's SLEIGH SMASH while helping raise much needed monies for charity.